Ken Evoy: The Secret Lives...

Who is Ken Evoy? "VJX" stands for "Video Jester eXposé", a mockumentary-type show that investigates some burning issue of the day, such as, "Who is this man, really?" This was put together as a fun birthday tribute for the head of SBI (Site Build It), the Internet small business host and so much more. (See my other SBI videos: "I Love My SBI", Shelly, the SBI Tortoise, and The Tortoise, A Poem)

Wendy, a fellow SBI customer and fan, and webmaster of diva-girls-parties-and-stuff.com, came up with the idea of a birthday tribute page, and she asked me to contribute by making a birthday video. I've never met him, but I've been very impressed with his hands-on interaction with the company and its customers, so I was happy to do it. She gave me freedom to come up with whatever I wanted, and this "secret lives" birthday video tribute was the result.

The birthday video was recorded with a Panasonic PV-GS180 camcorder and an external Sony ECM-MS908C microphone. The external music editing was done with Audacity, and the original music at the beginning was created with Sony Acid. The photo composites were done with Paint Shop Pro X, and the video was produced with Sony Vegas Movie Studio.

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The Script

Who is Ken Evoy?...

In this special edition of VJX (video jester exposé)

The secret lives of...

Who really is Ken Evoy?

How did he achieve such phenomenal success where others have failed?

We’ve beaten every bush,

And left no stone unturned,

To help find the answers to these important questions.

Who is Ken Evoy?

It would seem that this man is on a quest--an almost mythical quest--to help the little people succeed on the Internet.

We’ve uncovered some evidence to suggest that indeed this is the case. He is on a mythical quest, and in fact maybe his name shouldn’t be Ken Evoy at all. But rather, Ken Baggins.

Some of them like to say that Ken Evoy is not of this world, but he seems to come from a land far, far away. Well you may not have noticed, but Ken spelled backwards is neck, which sounds a lot like- Shrek. So maybe his real name should be Shrek Evoy.

Then there’s his ability to just have that magic touch. He comes up with these tools that are like nothing else out there on the internet. How does he do it? Some people think he was perhaps born with this magician's touch. Maybe he’s not a normal person at all like you or me. In fact, this photographic evidence would suggest that...perhaps he is the long lost and in fact heretofore unknown second son of James and Lily potter. Is this Ken Potter?

Then there’s his ability to absorb new information like a sponge. Where he gets the time to soak in this new information is...just incredible. It seems like, well, like he’s made out of different stuff than the rest of us...because he’s just so good at soaking in that new knowledge. Our crack undercover team has come up with a possible explanation for this. Ken Evoy? Hmm. Maybe it’s really- Sponge Ken Square Pants?

And then there’s his fascination with the Caribbean. Particularly the island of Anguilla, but also this tortoise thing. Now, you and I know that there’s an island in the Caribbean that’s much closer to tortoises than Anguilla. That would be...Tortuga. Who else do we know that spends a lot of time in Tortuga? That would be none other than...Captain Jack, or should I say Captain Ken Sparrow.

Well, whether his identity should really be Sponge Ken Square Pants or Captain Ken, one thing is clear to all who know him: He’s amazing. Ken, on this your 54th birthday, the video jester is here to wish you the best. And I hope you have another bunch of birthdays that continue to bring you success, and continue to help you bring success to lots of other people.

Now, Ken, whatever your real identity is, one thing’s for certain: This is one Rolling Stone that’s not gathering any moss, any time soon.

Happy birthday, Ken!

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